Thursday, April 01, 2004

I Must Confess the Truth





Guess what, everybody?




I've been plowing through textbooks and scholarly journals on educational assessment, and my fevered brain was granted a vision by Jupiter Optimus Maximus, who is whatever He/She/It wishes to be, and whose true name is unknown and unknowable. I was knocked from my desk and struck dumb, which made 3rd Period rather difficult to communicate with, but we managed, devising a simple yet beautiful language from grunts and gestures. But regardless, I have seen the light.


I'm voting for Lyndon LaRouche. He's an "economist, philosopher, world leader and scientific thinker". His web site says so, and I know they aren't lying.

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