Friday, October 31, 2003

Following the Lead





I've registered this place with The Truth Laid Bear, which purports to be a weblog ecosystem of sorts. I'm really just playing lemming, Skeptical did it already. Maybe I'll get to be a lemming, or Adorable Rodent, and beat out his Slithering Reptile score. Mwa ha ha!

Happy Halloween





Keys to a fun Witchy day:




1. Don't go out when it's light.




2. Don't wear a brightly colored costume so that cars can see you. Instead, wear a dark costume, get hit by a car, and sue the driver for lots of money.




3. Don't check your candy for pins. Sickos deserve a fun halloween too. Instead, bite really hard into candy bars so that your teeth feel the pin, and then egg the sicko's house.




4. Don't be rude or angry towards the nauseatingly wholesome Christian family that puts bible verses into your bag instead of candy. Egg their house instead.




5. Don't give candy out to people who aren't wearing a costume, or who think putting a football jersey on constitutes wearing a costume. Spray them with the hose, unless they're black, because that would be culturally insensitive (think Bull Connor). Instead, throw eggs at them.




6. Don't get mad at kids that leave flaming bags of excrement on your doorstep. Get even.




7. Finally, don't listen to the health Nazis who make you feel bad for eating candy. Eat lots of candy. Eat lots of candy, and don't brush your teeth. You'll wake up feeling nice and sinful on All Saint's Day, and isn't that what we all want?

Thursday, October 30, 2003

SEVEN POINT TWO PERCENT OMG!!!!!





One of two things may be derived from the media reaction to the Quarter 3 economic figures:




1. Drudge gets bored when he can't splatter the headlines with BIG NEWS™.




2. The Republican media (Fox, NRO) is as determined to render Bush an economic leader as the Democratic media (NYT, NPR) is determined to render him an economic bandit. Given the current political climate, can't say I blame them.




As to the substance of the news, that the economy grew substantially in the Third Quarter, one may say: of course the economy is recovering. It always does. Duh. Whether this turns out to be a genuine boom remains to be seen, but I don't see the economy shrinking any time soon.

Music Review: Jet - Get Born



The chief virtue of most Australian bands that make it stateside is their simplicity, their focus on their sound instead of their look. The Saints, Australia's premier late-70's punk band, never dressed punk (here's the cover of their 1977 album, (I'm) Stranded). AC/DC had Angus Young's schoolboy look, but that was only for Angus, and it was intended humorously. Unlike the The Strokes' rich-boy bum ensembles, the Hives' neo-mod uniforms and the White Stripes' peppermint chic, The Vines were the only band of the origonal "new rock" quadrifecta that didn't have a ready-made look (which may be why they've slipped off the radar screens). Australian boys play rock n' roll, unapologetically, and they know it ain't their job to look pretty. That's for the wankers from Pommey-land and pretentious Yanks.

I can't say that in perfect honesty that Jet is an image-free band. I see Beatle boots and flares on their cover, and artwork that seems to want to evoke Revolver besides. That's fine, though. Retro only partially ever becomes cool again, but in our retro-everything culture it never becomes completely out of style again, either. And it doesn't matter, because Jet's got the goods when you pop their CD (which has more Hard Day's Night-ish pychedelia fun painted on it) into your player.
Like myself, most fans will buy this on the strength of "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" which seems to have the balls-out, garage-rock riffage that's so blessed hip these days. They won't be dissapointed, because half the album's in a similar vein: quick and gloriously sludgy rock songs that sound either like the Who or Sonics depending on your desire to claim them for your respective tribe. The other half is suprising, however: smooth, piano-led blues ballads that sound like they could have been scraped off the floor of the Abbey Road or Let it Be studios. One or two such songs are obligatory; to confidently toss on five or six takes guts and a sure sense of one's songwriting skills. That indicates promise in my book.

Comparisons to the Vines are inevitable, because the two bands are so aesthetically similar. It is generally the reviewer's task to run his musical-knowledge decoder ring accross the respective albums ASIN number and tell you which one is "better." I can't do that, not at this stage. The only objective difference between "good" music and "bad" music is the effort of the musicians to craft a sound unique to them. Jet has done so, and it sounds good. So have the Vines. Enjoy whichever you bought first, and call the others wannabes if it pleases you. Or buy 'em both and put them in two seperate stereos on either side of your room and let 'em fight it out. I give this piece of product the thumbs up. The rest is up to you.

Yipe.





Every blogger and his dog went after Camille yesterday. Instapundit (why don't I have him linked? Lemme fix that) links three: here, here, and here. Most of these are snide or inaccurate, but still...I feel so trendy. Gah.

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Slaying the Mother





I have been a tremendous fan of Camille Paglia's ever since, during Christmas break of my senior year, my grandfather gave me a copy of Sexual Personae. To say that it blew my mind would be to use the only cliché that remotely conveys what this book did for me. For the first time, I was reading an intellectual who feared no idea, from any source, who thought of the past in terms of the rythmns of the earth, and though thoroughly feminist, wrote about men and the male psyche with understanding, even sympathy. She gave voice to thoughts I had hesitated to express. Naturally I read her two essay collections, and her Salon column, and ate up every word. She has a sense of humor and a depth of learning that amazed me then and still impresses me. She was my guru.


I am far from her today. This is not because she is less funny, less learned, or less able to skewer the deserving on her blood-guttered pikes. It is a function of time. I'm older, and quicker to recognize a thinker's words as the product of someone else's inner monologue. I am not betrayed by disagreement. And I find much to disagree with her about today. They are as follows:




1. The War. Let us begin with her first words, when asked by a Salon's Kerry Lauerman about the war: "This Iraq adventure is a political, cultural and moral disaster for the United States." Is it now? How a political disaster? We haven't lost yet. How a cultural disaster? American culture hasn't yet been changed by the war, and I think the war has, contra the declamations of the chattering class, merely brought to light the cultrual differences between ourselves and the rest of the First World, rather than created them. How a moral disaster? In what perverse ethical calculus does removing Saddam Hussein from power and putting a democratic government, one less susceptible to using terror as a foreign policy tool, one less willing to build and trade in weapons of mass destruction, a moral disaster? Does Camille really want to compare the Iraqi deaths with those suffered at oh, Hiroshima?


This kind of yippy, contentless carping is precisely the kind of thing Paglia has been so good at denouncing in the past, and still makes a show of doing. Ah, yes, the CIA just didn't get that Saddam was acting out of Arab machismo, pretending to have WMD's. And all those Kurds obliglingly died because that's their culture! Or so I might be erroneously reading, because the old girl obligingly flip-flops and says that "Of course it was worth trying to get rid of Saddam -- but not by an obsessive-compulsive distortion of American foreign policy." So we can do it, as long as we aren't too interested in doing it. Or something. She goes on: "It had to be done through the slow, patient process of international diplomacy, to show that our interests weren't simply selfish, that it wasn't just a naked grab for oil."


That loud rythmic pounding you hear is me hitting my head against my desk. Leaving the annoyingly undead canard about blood for oil aside, has Paglia been sleeping underneath the University of the Arts library for the past twelve years? International diplomacy has had it's chance to dispose of Saddam, and they've preferred to let him stay, to placate the tyranny of the status quo and to keep the Arabs focusing their hatred on the "shitty little country" (Israel). Paglia makes no mention of the French motivations of French intransigence or the numerous historical failures of the UN to enforce international peace. It must all be our fault. Whose got the tunnel-vision again?




2. The Media. I'm going ease off the vitriol now, because Paglia's much better when she gets to the subjects of her competency. She's long been an appreciator of Rush Limbaugh, and sums him up justly, as a media critic, giving notice to his central skill as a commentator and his seeming slipping of late (it sounds a bit apocryhpal to me, but she's been listening to him with a great deal more diligence than I have. She gets the benefit of the doubt). It's safe to say you won't find any other Democrat treating Limbaugh as anything other than a hornèd beast deservingly cast down into the depths of the Inquirer with Bat-boy and J-Lo's secret fling.


I even felt the old thrill of recognition when she lambasted Sean Hannity, a blaring radio jackass who gives me a headache, whom I can't even say I agree with because he never says anything that has substance to be agreed with. While obviously I find nothing wrong with someone who offers a conservative Catholic voice, Hannity is not the man to do so. There is no gentility in him, no sense of fair play, no treatment of all men as his brothers (I'm pretty sure that's in the Catechism somewhere). Plus, he's a master of monotony. If you're looking to spice up a late-afternoon party, have your guests play the Sean Hannity Drinking Game. Whenever Sean says "typical liberal," drink once. Whenever Sean says "liberal media" drink twice. Whenever Sean has a rude shouting match with a liberal caller, chug. First one to pass out and be freed by unconsciousness from his nasal, AV-club voice wins.


But Paglia misses her true chance here. She portentously refers to Sean as Beaver Jr., it's-the-50's-all-over-again ("typical liberal" Hey, who said that?). She blames all this polarization on Clinton, and says he should have resigned (never mind that she joined the chorus of Clinton's-a-bad-boy-but-Ken-Starr-is-Torquemada crowd, as if that was going to convince Silly Billy to resign. If you want someone gone, you need to sound like you mean it. That's as true of Presidents as it of Third-World dictators).


From a woman who once came to an understanding of why the 50's were so protective (World War II, that is), I expected a bit more than an I-despair-for-the-future routine, which has become de rigeur for rabble-rousers of all political persuasions. So, let's see, what can possibly have come along to convince the American people that morality should be stricter, clearer, less weighed down by nuance...Gosh, I don't know. Have we been attacked recently? Denounce Hannity and his spiritual fellows on the left all you want, but understand that you need to address the issue that has helped him rise. We're still waiting for the complex, culturally nuanced response to 9-11 that the Left keeps assuming is obvious.




3. Ze Rock. Shifting gears once again, Paglia is better still when going after her favorite subject, pop culture. I've never been a Madonna fan. In fact I've always found her a tediously self-involved public figure who made idly pleasing but otherwise forgettable music. Reading Camille, who's one of Madonna's great hymn-writers, hasn't changed my mind, but it has made me think about how art and sound and commerce mesh. Madonna, to my mind, has become a star far more for her videos than her songs, which are pleasant enough on the first listen but irritating on repetition. And repeated they were. I grew up in the 80's, the period of Ms. Cuccone's ascendancy, and basically spent second through seventh grade watching MTV. Madonna was everywhere. Michael Jackson was everywhere. Hair metal was everywhere. Punk fire and blues soulfulness were nowhere. Camille still doesn't get grunge. Like many boomers, she thought it was a rebellion against the 60's, when it was against the 80's. And she still can't see anyone in the music industry today that is worthy of the true status of "star," as though this were an objective standard. She can only see Britney and company, when nobody except Britney ever believed her to be more than a Barbie doll. I would love to read Camille's take on a band with the influences, image, and pyschosexual internal dynamic of the White Stripes. But Camille wouldn't take them seriously, or just see them as a gimmick retro-act. Stars are made, not born. There's plenty of bands and artists that deserve stardom, Camille. Get to work.


Of course, she's far more interested in stars than I am. I'm a punk by loyalty, and punks prefer anti-stars. Camille never got this either; she's said the Velvet Underground was her punk band, and never saw anything in the Sex Pistols that wasn't in the Velvets. The disdain of first-generation punk towards the entire idea of pop stardom (Lou Reed was never hostile to that) seems to have passed her by, or been dismissed as unworthy of comment. Being as how most punk bands ended up either becoming pop stars or self-destructing (or, in the case of the Pistols, both), it's easy to say that this disdain was juvenile or false. But it doesn't dismiss the question of why a culture should have a role for humans to transform themselves into the kind of monsters that Paglia claims Madonna has become.




4. The Blogosphere. "Words, Words, Words!" So Hurricane Camille describes the majority of blogs, as though she were Hamlet surrounded by a sea of noisy Polonii. No flair have they, no style, no pop! They do not command the eye. They engage in incessant circles of meta-commentary, which has quickly disintegrated into bipartisan name-calling rather than arguments about ideas. Most bloggers aren't good writers, and no "major figure" has emerged from the blogosphere


She's right. And once again, she's missed the point.


The problem lies in the fact that Paglia cannot stop showing her colors as a "pop-culture baby". Television is her medium of choice, her connection to the world at large. She's done well in her writing to put forth the idea that television is a narrative shared by society at large, that it is the incessant womb-tomb of American culture. Where she and I part company is when she insists on making judgements about people based on television appearances. Television is our most powerful voice, that's true. It's also an incredibly superficial and myopic voice. Sophisticated folk can find powerful subtext in it. But most folks can't, or won't bother, and the fact that the intelligent have to refer to the subtext of television means that there can't be much to the main text.


Paglia doesn't recognize this as a flaw in her reasoning. She doesn't think that George W. Bush can possibly be a good president, because he looks bad on television. She sized up Bill and Hillary based on pre-packaged prime-time spots, and then was shocked (shocked!) when they turned out to be different people in real life. Likewise, I suspect her opinion of Rumsfeld is based on a superficial reading of his televised press conferences (he's "out of control"? Why? Because he believed the war should happen? Was Henry Stimson "out of control"?). Well, I may admit that television is "America's kingmaker," as Paglia put it long ago, but that doesn't mean I think it should be so.

The blogosphere is not about producing major figures. It's not about about producing high-level scholastic thought. It's about creating an alternative voice to television, which hypnotically induces a passive, one-way information flow. The blogosphere is two-way, three-way, every-way. There are no major figures; there are no voices that rise to prominence except by the power and intellect of the voice itself. There's a great deal of stupidity that passes itself off as clever in the valley of the blogs. But there isn't any that gets a free pass. Here's a perfect example of a pagan realm of combat and honor; "no law in the arena," as her last book, Vamps & Tramps, proclaims. Sure, it isn't a palace of wisdom yet. We have to traverse the road of excess first. Let's not give up before the genesis is over.




Sexual Personae states that every generation drives its plow over the bones of the dead. There is truth to this, and one central to Paglia's entire view of the universe. We must remember the reality that spawned us, or that reality will make us suffer for it. Paglia's generation, that saw everything through the lens of the the same flickering light, will one day be pushed aside by their children, who saw more than they ever wanted to see through a thousand openings. This will not happen because my generation is stronger, wiser, or deeper than hers. It will happen because they have had their time, and we must have ours. The Earth so demands. Reading Paglia today with a critical eye makes me think of how unfair this process is. But it isn't my process, and it will destroy me as pitilessly as it profits me now. So I must move on from my once guru, admire though I do. I have plowin' to do.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Meanwhile, Out In Left Field...





I broke boycott. I was at Walmart, and that thrice-damned and thrice-rocking Jet song "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" was attached to my mind, and they had the CD, Get Born, and it was $9.88. And I bought it. And it rocks my socks. They're as good as the Vines, and the Vines are vastly underrated by the American music-buying public. I'm gonna review them in more detail sometime this week, but in the meantime, the Strokes newie is out, and the floodgates are open. Boo-yah.

New Noise





Quite a weekend for the terrorists. Shootings, bombings, mayhem galore. Lots of death made. They're so good at that. I can imagine many thinking we ought to "rethink" (read: cut and run from) our role in Iraq. Can't do it, folks. That's what they expect us to do. They expect us not to be able to take it. They expect us to cry and find our wiggle-way out. We have to prove them wrong.


Perhaps these words sound childish to you. They are. Adults know that not every fight is worth fighting, that some fools who think wrong of you can be safely left to their foolishness. Children don't know that, because it isn't true for them: being thought a weakling or a fool in childhood invites being attacked, physically and verbally, by those who wish to prove that they aren't. It's a similar dynamic in prisons.


Now ask yourselves, who do our self-exploding Islamofascist brothers more resemble: sober adults or terrified children? How shall we deal with such?

Friday, October 24, 2003

Unlimited Supply! EMI!



EMI is going to sell their entire catalog online. Popular demand does have an effect. This could change things.

Thursday, October 23, 2003

The Children Have to Go to School





I've been having a bit of a head-to-head with Skeptical as regards public education and the teacher's unions. I am continuing it here because the comment buttons are getting a little pokey loading up (Blogger's having code issues), and I think I want a higher word count. Morat wanted to know why conservatives abhor teacher's unions. I gave a couple of answers: a) their ever-willingness to embrace the new-and-hyphenated over the tried-and-true, b) their resistance to reforms such as school-choice, and c) they're mostly liberal and give a great deal of cash to the DNC.


He then asked me "Who would be a better choice to judge teaching methods than teachers and educators?" A reasonable question, but he also said that "Private schools have massively inflated success rates already (it's nice when you can have selective enrollment), and that tends to lead to laymen reaching stupid conclusions." This is a subject near-and-dear to my heart, both because I am a private school teacher and because I regard the Catholic schools I went to after 7th grade as having saved me from the hitherto miserable existence in the public warehouses. I was therefore overwhelmed with subjectivity, and shot back a bit snottily. I will say that anyone who thinks "selective enrollment" means we don't take in troubled kids or poor kids is very much mistaken, but I will then let it go.


My retort to Morat's question became "How about employers and the rest of society, who must deal with the end-product of education? Education serves a purpose to society at large, and that purpose is not to provide English majors with employment." Ho ho for me. Morat claimed this to be "non-responsive", and then addressed my first "conservative objection" to teacher's unions, asking "What's bad about educators pushing new methods of education?" That largely brings us up to speed.


First off, there's nothing wrong with new educational methods, in and of themselves. I am sometimes skeptical of the pace with which these methods are studied and adopted, but that is but a function of a free market in information. I also suspect an establishment of educational theorists and bureaucrats who need to justify their jobs, but I don't regard them as quite so malignant as most conservatives do, and not everything they do is re-inventing the wheel.


But a moment on my "non-responsive" response, as I think there may be something here. I think another reason conservatives mistrust the teacher's unions is because they detect more than a whiff of smug condescension in their public statements, on the order of only-we-know-what-is-good-for-the-children. The suggestion that the rest of society has valid input on how and what children should be taught is often met with disdain and mockery, or dismissed as irrelevant. As an example, we have the perennial go-round on the place of God in the classroom. In public schools, God's name is not mentioned, more out of litigation safety than hostility to Him. The idea that Christianity, being one of our central cultural monologues, should at least have mention in our schools is dismissed out of hand. That isn't their job, and they won't be burdened with it, and what kind of fanatic agenda do you have in mind? In fairness, more than a few religious fundamentalists are trying to turn the clock back to pre-Copernican days. But that's not the aim of all, and it's mere mental laziness to behave otherwise. Society deciding what it's children shall learn is not fascism, and educators are not freedom fighters. We cannot undo the past in 5th grade.


Culture wars aside, there is a deeper problem conservatives have with the teacher's unions that I did not previously mention, because it's not a problem of the teacher's unions so much as a problem with education overall, as practiced in modern America. Morat believes that standards should be set on a national level, but solutions should be left to local communities and schools. I agree with him, and so do most conservatives (inasmuch as they are willing to accede to any national role in education at all). The problem is that solutions will be national so long as funding is national (sound familiar?). Federal dollars are used as carrots and sticks to ensure acceptance of national standards. Layers upon layers of bureaucracy are required to oversee this system, and hoops upon hoops set for teachers and administrators to jump through. The process is overcomplicated, and will remain so as long as education money is funneled through Washington.


The problem isn't really private schools or public schools or charter schools or busing to schools. The problem isn't what gets taught in schools; the curriculum varies only in small ways, and generally over cosmetic issues. It's a problem of there not being enough schools, of schools designed to serve too many kids. Middle schools of 1,000 students devolve into hormonal warehouses, high schools of more than that number become gang and pregnancy farms. Children require adult supervision, and for input to be rationed out. We need to build more schools, so that every community has one.


This is going to cost a lot of money, and it isn't a silver bullet. Standards are going to have to be kept and maintained. But each community knows what its children need better than the Department of Education does. Each community should have the chance to set a school up to do that. That means each community should have the funds to do that, and that means letting them keep it.

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

Quote For the Day





Democracy is the premise that the common man knows what he wants and deserves to get it, good and hard.


-H.L. Mencken

Where are They?





I've been reading the Federalist Papers of late, and I haven't much progressed beyond the early Hamilton issues. In reading them, I have been struck by how easy Hamilton had it, in making arguments of how the Constitution would be of common benefit to the citizens of the Thirteen States. All he had to do was argue that unity and a strong central government would provide internal peace, prevent military exploitation at the hands of Eruopean powers (at one point, he declares that Europe, "by force and by fraud, has, in different degrees, extended her dominion" over Africa, Asia, and America, and calls upon the new United States to "disdain to be the instruments of European greatness!" Heady words), and make our internal and external commerce strong. Order, strength, prosperity: those were the subjects that mattered.


Today I found an interesting article about an upcoming book by Zell Miller, Democrat from Georgia, the archetypal "blue dog" Democrat. The article lists a number of oft-repeated problems that moderate-to-conservative have come to have with their party: too liberal, too value-neutral, too in-the-pocket of cultural special interest groups and out-of-step with "mainstream" America. I've heard such before, and you may have as well: people who say "I didn't leave the Democratic Party, the Democratic Party left me." My father was a lifelong Minnesota Democrat who voted for Dukakis in '84 and Mondale in '88 but became a Bush Republican after three years in ultra-libby Northern California, watching New Left lunacy take over the party of Harry Truman. By the same token, Miller has decided not to stand for re-election in 2004, despite what would be an easy run. He's done.


Again, such has been heard before. We could easily chalk this up to the red-county, blue-county divide. But I wonder. It's been a long time since I heard anyone in the Democratic Party suggest that the priorities of the Federal Government were Order, Strength, and Prosperity, and the rest could be left to itself. Clinton almost said it, when he claimed that "the era of big government was over," but he didn't expand upon it, or say why the era of big government was over or should be over. No one believed he meant it, anyway. Since then, the Democratic Party has been About a great many things. They've been about prescription drug benefits for seniors, and affirmative action for minorities, and driver's licenses for illegal aliens, and about making a great noise about education, and about abortion. But not much Order, Strength, Prosperity. In fact, they seem to suggest we should be apologetic about having the latter two.


Observe my evil twin's discourse on the Partial Birth Abortion Ban. He makes it very clear that the law should not have been passed, because it will not stand to judicial review. Ergo, someone who voted for this law either a) is ignorant of what our constitution says, or b) knew that the courts would undo the law and voted for it for "political points" (is there a tally card? Are there Triple Sound Bite Scores?). It does not occur to him that those who voted for the law find PBA abhorrent, even if Howard Dean says there's no such thing, and felt the laws of the land should reflect such.


This is also, on the face of it, unsurprising. Abortion is the third-rail of the Democratic Party. The ethical issues pertaining to it are not to be discussed, and any attempt to do so is an attempt to undo Roe vs. Wade. Whether Roe vs. Wade was a sound decision or an unnecessary overreach of judicial power is not to be discussed, and any attempt to do so reveals one for a bigoted 1950's back-alley sexist boogey monster thing. It is not an issue. It is not a question. It is not to be doubted or reconsidered. It Is Law, and only barbarians fail to bow before it. Say ten "I-Support-A-Woman's-Right-To-Choose" before you go to bed to recieve absolution.


As my rhetorical pendulum swings back, I am forced to ask: What does this have to do with Order, Strength, and Properity? Not a blessed thing, and this is my point. Morat is annoyed at politicians slapping themselves on the back for striking down a practice that they'll likely never come in contact with. That's a fair enough position, even if I disagree with him on the practice. But all this politicking and folderol on what is the most personal of matters has happened precisely because in 1973 the Supreme Court declared this most personal of matters to be enscribed in the national law. The uterus is now everbody's business, and will be dealt with in the vain, rabble-rousing manner that the rest of public business is conducted in.


Hamilton did not restrict the aims of the national government to Order, Strength, and Prosperity because he thought all other things unimportant. Rather, he and Madison and Washington and the rest of the Founders thought all other things too important to be left to the political process. This is the reason our political wills are confounded by legistlature, presidency, and courts. The Founders knew that lust for power was a human failing, not a structural malady, and so set the pieces in play against one another. Government, to them, was a necessary tedium because it could protect Order, Strength, and Prosperity. Washington the man would never have wanted Washington the city to be talking about the goings-on in a woman's womb.


We fell from this path from a variety of motivations, and when I stoke the fires of my anti-Confederacy rancor I will discuss those motivations in full. For the moment, the issue-happy Democrats and the pork-happy Republicans should start considering what the real purpose of our government is. Their failure to do so will lead to many more Zell Millers walking away from party and process, and the best will be mute, and the worst will be full of passionate intensity.


My evil twin is right. Upholding the Constitution is everyone's job, and making the hard choices is what we send men and women to Washington to do. He and I would disagree about what hard choices should be made, of course. But that is what makes the choices hard.

Damn Yankees





I could come up with a lame excuse for not blogging, but my tolerance for monotony has never been high. Ka-ka happens, kay?


On the subject of sports, the New York Yankees just took the lead over the Florida Marlins, 2 games to 1. They'd lost the first game of the series much like they had to the Twins in the first playoff. It begins to appear that the result no baseball fan outside the Five Boroughs wanted to see -- the damn Yankees winning it all again -- will come to pass.


On the one hand, this is annoying to me. I basically stopped watching pro basketball during the period of the Jordan-Pippin Bulls because the result was a forgone conclusion from the season opener: Chicago was going to win. I had similar feelings toward the Joe Montana 49'ers. Dynasties make a game boring. The great thing about football these last few seasons has been the fact that no one's been able to really predict the team that's going to make it to the big dance and win it. And I'm not alone. Judging by the drop-off in ratings, most of the public agrees with me.


On the other hand, Yankee-hatred can be just as irrational as any other form of continuous anitpathy. Everybody seems to hate the Yankees, except for all the people that seem not to. I grumble and groan when the Yankees dominate baseball, but I secretly glory in it. They have a long tradition of winning, of strong play and aggressive determination (and lots and lots of money), and what is wrong with any of that? Why do the Yankees always win? Who knows...but when they are, it seems all is right with the world.

Friday, October 17, 2003

More Environmental Garbage





You know what you never hear about anymore? The spotted owl. Remember the spotted owl? Remember how upset all the activists got about this bird? Well, guess what: after walling off millions of acres and putting an end to 22,000 lumber jobs in the Northwest, the spotted owl is still declining, and likely to become extinct anyway. It's being pushed out of its habitat by the barred owl, which is apparently better suited to survive.


Meanwhile, the timber industry now imports a great deal of its wood from foreign countries that don't have such environmental restrictions. Yes, thanks to the Audobon society playing Gaia, the United States is importing wood.


I give up. Wake me when the Visigoths arrive.

Thursday, October 16, 2003

So You Think You Know About Global Warming?





Jack Hollander, professor emeritus of energy and resources at Cal-Berkley, knows more than you do. He says in an article in the Wilson Quarterly that the "universal consensus" about it is a load of hooey. Here's my favorite quote, regarding the "melting ice caps" routine:


Before considering whether the ongoing sea-level rise has anything to do with human use of fossil fuels, let’s examine what science has to say about how global temperature change may relate to sea-level change. The matter is more complicated than it first appears. Water expands as it warms, which would contribute to rising sea level. But warming increases the evaporation of ocean water, which could increase the snowfall on the Arctic and Antarctic ice sheets, remove water from the ocean, and lower sea level. The relative importance of these two factors is not known.


But read the whole thing. It's a brilliant piece of careful sobriety, much needed in these mindless times.

Touché





This cartoon, on the subject of campus, intellectual diversity, says it all.

The Shamelessness of the Democrats





I always thought Tom Daschle was a laughable character, always looking befuddled in his pink ties and perennial expression of impotent concern. To me, he was clueless, not despicable. Now I'm not so sure. Listening to him stand before the Senate and say that Iraq should pay for its reconstruction out of its own oil revenues actually made me angry. Is he serious?


Let us catalog the reasons why this is an infuriatingly dumb idea:




1) We promised the Iraqis that their oil revenues would be used for their benefit. We've said it again and again, despite all the accusations that this is an imperialist venture to grab the oil supplies of a Middle Eastern nation. Would Daschle et al have us go back on our word? What purpose could that serve?


2) Everything we've done in Iraq thus far, if it hasn't completely endeared us to the Iraqi people, had demonstrated that we aren't barbarian franj coming to enslave them. We said we'd get rid of Saddam; we did. We said we'd get the place back up and running; we largely have. We said we'd set up a democratic government, we're delivering. Presenting them with a bill for our services is going to undo what goodwill we've managed to create in this crucial section of the Arab world. Again, what for?


3) Need we remind Daschle that there are still Baathists and terrorists in-country who are not happy with the way the war went? He may have noticed the American soldiers dying and the mosques and embassies being targeted. Saddling the fledgling Iraqi republic with war debt is all the political capital those monsters need to start talking to the people. Can you say "Versailles Treaty?" Knew you could.




And would someone explain what happened to the Democratic concern for the poor benighted Third-Worlders? Whence the call to seek out the "root causes" of terrorism in the oppression of distant peoples? Is Daschle really concerned with a lousy $87 billion (chump change next to what prescription drugs are going to cost us) over the fate of an entire nation?


I know, I'm getting myself all worked up over what is easily explainable. Daschle doesn't have to be, you know, consistent with his arguments, or concerned with the long-term fallout of his arguments. He's just a senator; why should he worry about some silly war on terrorism when there's a Big Bad Bush Beast to tear down? I should be more charitable to the man. He's only following the advice of the great ur-liberal, Walt Whitman, who wrote that "Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds," an argument which was and is the excuse for lazy minds.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Worth Considering





Gallup has polled Baghdad, and once again, the Iraqis want us to stay. They also say that our troops have behaved, overall, well. A solid majority said attacks on them were not justified.


It appears that the war hasn't ruined our reputation on this Arab street.

Friday, October 10, 2003

The Real Music Problem?



Last week in the Post's Outlook section Jeff How of Wired magazine describes a different threat to online music: The Digital Millenium Copyright Act, which according to Howe undoes the concept of "fair use." It's a compelling article, and makes a smaller argument couched in economic reality:
The major labels own scores of smaller ones, such as Elektra, Epic and Interscope, where much of the music is made, marketed and distributed. The people who work at the smaller labels, people I got to know while covering the music industry, are the ones now losing their jobs in droves, at least in part because of file sharing. They are not fat cats. They don't chomp cigars and relish caviar. They have much more in common with obsessed file sharers and the music lovers than they do with the lawyers and CEOs of the conglomerates they work for.

The terrifying (but unsurprising) thought this yields is that the music fan's online revolt might make it harder for scrappy indie acts to get signed and distributed. That means more Britneys, more 50-Cents. More mindless pop schlock.

All of which doesn't mean I'm ready to break boycott yet. I'm still angry at the labels for stupidly antagonizing music fans instead of investing in a new technology that could have revolutionized their businesses. But it does mean that perhaps we should start talking about the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and why it exists, and how we can secure the rights of the creator without destroying the rights of the user.

MTV Offering Online Music?



Could be huge.

Thursday, October 09, 2003

Fantasia





I'm not going to comment, for the moment, on my evil twin's ideas regarding the UN, the War or the Plame affair (Treasongate? How original). But on the subject of Fantasy, he's spot on:


Here's a helpful hint to anyone writing fantasy. When it comes time to design a magic system, assuming you use one, please bear in mind the concepts of "balance" and "restrictions". There are times, and settings, for uber-powerful magic and mages, but for the most part magic shouldn't be the fantasy deus ex machina.


Aye! Some authors get so caught up in designing a system that they forget to write fiction about the interplay between characters. Fantasy novels are novels. Let them aspire to be such, or not bother.

Hi there.





Dropping in for a bit to comment on the Pope news on Drudge: The Pope may get the Nobel Peace Prize. And why? Because of his opposition to the Iraq war. I love this. The Vatican calls the WHO a bunch of liars regarding condoms and AIDS, they still won't give in and accept the positions on abortion, homosexuality, and such that all the cool kids have, but if you provide grist for the mill of anti-Bush terror appeasement, you're a brave world leader who must be rewarded.


I have the satisfaction of my suspicion that JP won't give a damn about the award. He'll send a functionary (maybe Ratzinger! Hee hee!) to pick it up while he's traveling someplace else, preaching to the people.

Monday, October 06, 2003

Submerged





I have a thousand things to do, and a minimum of time to do it in. Don't expect regular postings. This is the post-show catch-up.

Friday, October 03, 2003

All things Ah-nold





I really don't know what's funnier: the Republicans complaining about Democrats using a candidate's sexual past against him, or Democrats actually using a candidate's sexual past against him. So far, Arnie's been accused of nothing Clinton wasn't accused of, back when the Demmie's could barely manage to catch their breath in between loud declarations that a person's private life had nothing to do with their ability to govern. Sounds like a fresh plate of hypocrisy all around (although it's interesting that no one wanted to let loose the interesting allegations of Gray Davis' temper tantrums before now. I dislike this guy more with everything new I hear about him).


Okay, so let's say Arnold's been a bad boy, and let's watch everyone aside from NOW and Tom McClintock's supporters not care. This is California. This is Hollywood. Of the things Californians worry about, restoring sexual morality to the public sphere ranks right below sending the Dodgers back to Brooklyn, with apologies. And since, per Clinton, a famous man behaving boorishly to un-famous women counts as mere sexual morality, not a criminal act, this isn't anything that Arnold needs to worry about.


In a civilized society, behavior such as what Schwarzenegger is accused of would bar a man from showing his face in public, let alone appealing to the public for public trust. But to act as though the private man and the public man were the same man is now considered frightfully un-nuanced, even medieval. Arnold is the Republican front-runner in this race because he's got a past; that means he'll never make anyone in California feel bad about their lifestyle. As long as Davis is out, debt goes down, and businesses return, Arnold can do as he pleases when the cameras go off. The people have spoken.


Incidentally, I will be taking this opportunity to admit that I was wrong. McClintock did not cost the Republicans this election. In fact, were Arnold out, McClintock might very well beat Bustamante. And were I a California resident, he'd have my vote. He's got all of Davis' "experience" and none of his slavish devotion to state bureaucracies. But alas, there are those around him who are sincerely religious, and conservatively so, and that will cost him far more votes than all the breast-fondling in the world.

All things Rush





I was going to write today about how it saddened me that Rush took the rope offered to hang himself, how dumb it was to insert politics into sports. This morning's piece on Slate by Allen Barra has made me think again. I've enjoyed Barra's column in Salon for some time; he has a plainspoken realism that the best sports writers evince. He says that every word Rush said was true, that a) Donovan McNabb is a mediocre quarterback, and b) he is being puffed up because people want to see black quarterbacks do well. And Barra is no right-wing ideologue. Which is of course why he will get to keep his job.


I still suspect that McNabb's bogus reputation has as much to do with the need to sell him to Philadelphia fans who were livid when McNabb was drafted instead of Ricky Williams as to McNabb's race, but I'm willing to put credence in what Barra says. Sounds like Rush is being mau-maued.


As to the prescription drug thing, prudence demands that we await facts. I will say that if it is true, this could be far more potentially damaging to Rush' career. His listeners may not appreciate this one. But once again, let's hear the story.

Thursday, October 02, 2003

Madness





Rush is down, Arnold is up, Arnold is down, Davis is dead, Davis is undead, Plame is CIA, no she isn't, yes she is, outing her is illegal, no it's not, Karl Rove did it, no he didn't, the war is being lost, the war is being won, et cetera ad infinitum.




In a day or two, when the facts congeal, I'll sound off about all of this. Not now. Now is the time of the hyenas; always howling, always out for blood.