Observations From Fox and MSNBC Last Night:

1. Rachel Maddow always sounds as though she's telling a joke and has forgotten the punch line.
2. For some reason, Sean Hannity is less irritating on television than on radio.
3. Listening to Chris Matthews speak is like watching a dog dance on its hind legs. You're kind of impressed that he does it at all, and when he falls flat on his face, you're not suprised.
4. Cynthia Tucker has an almost Brezhnevian talent for making propaganda like "right-wing noise machine" sound like an insurance seminar. At least Michelle Malkin manages to put some punch into "thug-in-chief."
5. After half an hour of Hannity, you begin to remember the positive charms of Bill O'Reilly. Matthews, on the other hand, does not make one wish Maddow was back, nor look forward to Olbermann.
6. Stewart and Colbert only think that they're mocking this script rather than joining in it.