I've only done viewings of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, so Essayist #3 is going to have to wait for the weekend. In the meantime, consider these half-assed rimshots:
1. North Korea: It it just me, or when you claim to have nuclear weapons, shouldn't you...blow one up, in an underground lab or something, you know, to demonstrate this fact?
NEWS FLASH!: Kim Jong-Il, will give up power to his son, Kim Jong-Chol, thus completely ruining my impression of how Koreans get their names. The succession of Il-Sung to Jong-Il made be believe it was a Russian Middle-name-is-dad's-name deal. You know, like Yuri Andreivich. I shall just have to wander about.
2. The Budget: Folks, it's real simple. We, as a people, want more from the government than we're willing to give it. Until that changes, the budget will not add up.
3. Charles and Camilla: You know, Chuck, just because you're going to be King of England, doesn't mean you have to marry a drag queen.
4. Corey Feldman and Michael Jackson: Still no confirmed testimony as to which one stole the other's clothes first...
5. Eason Jordan: I still don't get it. If he's no longer affirming what he suggested might be happening, where's the scandal?
1 comment:
Bollocks. If I'm so boring, why do they keep coming back.
The hits were up today.
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