I Get Mail

My mother writes to say that she still prefers her version of rock n' roll to mine. She is entitled to her opinion, especially as she'll always be my biggest fan writing-wise. But journalistic objectivity requires me to note that she gets down on the Rolling Stones after a big dinner, and I've seen her shake her hips to the Ramones version of "Do You Wanna Dance?" In Boogie Veritas.