Best Summation of the "Gas Crisis" Ever...

It hasn't really been a month, has it? Holy Lorf.

Why is it "Sick as a Dog"? Are Dogs Particularly Sick?

I don't know what cold/flu I've contracted, but it's a doozy. Aches and pains. I'm knocking off early and heading to the doctor's.

Tell Me...

...that this doesn't read like something from the Onion. Have I been April fooled?